How many Puerto Ricans does it take to fix a toilet?
The leafy one is not saying that she couldn’t have fixed the unendingly running toilet bowl, but the Stalker has the codename of “persistence” and as I’m only “invincibility”, the Stalker’s talents were far better suited to this task.
I just handed over the tools.
And laid out the towels when the toilet patch job almost turned into an indoor swimming pool.
But about….. 2 dozen flushes, about as many cusswords and the eventual maniacal laughter later, the plumbing is far from perfect. Still, it was not our fault and it still works just fine.